Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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