my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
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You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
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How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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