If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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