Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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