You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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