JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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