she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Liz is crying about burritos again.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize
