nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
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Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I wish there were birth control emojis
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
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Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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