its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Rumble strips road head = magical
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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