I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
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Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
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Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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