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  • 60 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 8:35am

    so how was your mom?

  • 54 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 10:28am

    He'd be "num" from seeing them.

  • 56 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 3:38pm

    3:34: Fuck off and watch your anime quietly.

  • 59 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 11:12am

    Prolly just wanted to dildo u with them. BFD

  • 58 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 10:32am

    I sent in a REAL text yesterday about my girlfriends little sister getting stoned for the first time and getting so high that she did a serious interpretive dance to Creep by Radiohead, and then I look this morning and TFLN posts this obviously FAKE obnoxious bullshit???? I'm done with TFLN. It's a mere shadow of what it used to be. Cocksuckers.

  • 55 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 10:22am

    Why does everyone think they're called num chucks?

  • 54 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 11:30am

    when h says num chucks, he means a dildo, and when he says "came" he means the OP came when the dildo when in his butt. this shit is weak

  • 55 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 10:45am

    I'll make YOU cum with nun chucks

  • 49 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 3:34am

    It's nunchucks in English and of course not num chuck, numb fuck. It is actually nunchaku, it is a Japanese word. There is nothing about it that has to do with getting numb or chucking something.

  • 52 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 11:58am

    Hahahaha you got called a tard by someone pissed by the way you spelled the gayest of all martial arts weapons. Hahahaha I may not know how to spell numb-chux, but I can spell irony.

  • 53 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 3:50pm

    Holy Shit! I hope you ran fast

  • 49 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 12:59am

    Normally, I'd call this a bad night, but there were nunchucks involved. Thus, Good Night.

  • 32 27
    Submitted by zachneedg2 on Feb 21, 11 at 1:23pm

    Fake.

  • 43 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 10:57am

    How in the hell did this LIAR get this BS published on TFLN

  • 50 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 10:29am

    but even without using the correct term for the weapon, they would be called "nun chucks"...i just don't see where everyone gets "num" from, nun and num don't sound that similar, this is really one of the only times it gets confused to the point where people think they are actually num chucks

  • 43 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 10:38am

    how does nun sound like num? and 10:35, the question expands beyond this site. but you know that.

  • 27 30
    Submitted by NPH9384 on Apr 24, 11 at 3:44pm

    Why is those necessarily fake? If you've never seen some idiot who thinks he's a badass trying to wield nun chucks, you haven't done enough living.

  • 47 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 1:42pm

    better num chucks than a handgun....yeah thats right you spelling nazi, i said num

  • 35 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 10:37am

    Me too, this shit is gettin stupid now.

  • 43 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 11:15am

    You guys are missing the point...trying to hook up with a mom is HOT! They can teach you the finer things you need to know to make you a "must have" on most girl's lists. MILF...it does a mother (and the guy too) good.

  • 44 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 10:39am

    10:32 I'm not sure yours is very funny either, but I do agree that it's getting out of hand. This is A) Possibly fake and B) Definitely not funny.

  • 41 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 10:22am

    This is why I love Philly.

  • 34 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:19am

    its nun chuck not num chuck

  • 35 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 12:09pm

    11:06 - Because the whole point is that these are supposed to be REAL texts from last night. Anyone can make up dumb shit like this. And if you are going to make something up, make it believable, but more importantly, MAKE IT BELIEVABLE.

  • 39 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 12:15pm

    wow you guys are really into nunchucks. is it really that important?

  • 34 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 11:48am

    FAKE

  • 34 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 10:35am

    seriously.. wat does it matter if ppl misspell shit.. last i check dis is not some academic site.

  • 34 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 3:13pm

    Nunchuka kata is what's up

  • 38 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 11:48am

    It's nunchucks retard

  • 33 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 8:11pm

    It's pronounced "nunchucks", dipshit!

  • 38 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 12:09pm

    Oh yeah, and make it FUNNY.

  • 23 46
    Submitted by Eag1e92 on Mar 22, 11 at 9:41am

    Num num num num num cum dumb sum um num

  • 31 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 12:39pm

    GTS! It's "nunchaku" w/ several *variants*

  • 34 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 5:19pm

    I've been in the most "reh-tarded" situations ever and work in a field that makes me believe this would be real AND if it didn't really happen WHO CARES!!!! it made me laugh!

  • 29 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:56am

    whoa! so were you hooking up with both of them and you made the guy cum with num chucks? I see getting to the wife through the husband. I don't understand how a guy gets off with num chucks though. please explain...

  • 29 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 12:56am

    Totally 100% fake and written by a 10 year old.