I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
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are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
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Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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