Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
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You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
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Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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