Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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