Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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