i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
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The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
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Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
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