Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.