i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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