I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
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It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
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She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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