I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I said "one day" and that day is not today
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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