What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
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I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
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As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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