So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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