Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
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So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
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There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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