So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
