But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
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Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
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I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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