i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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