Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
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HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
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He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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