So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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