we're blogging at a bar
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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