Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Help me help you realize you are a moron
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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