You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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