Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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