69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
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we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
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Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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