he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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