Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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