i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
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