my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
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I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
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Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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