Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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