found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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