I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
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I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
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dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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