My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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