how can u be prego again
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
He felt like a one man threesome
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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