The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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