WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
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You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
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You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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