Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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