All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
it was like eating out sand paper
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laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
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He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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