But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
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Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
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My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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