Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
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We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
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This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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