3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
i think i have herpe
just one?
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
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Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
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I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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