id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
