I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
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had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
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Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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