He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
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Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
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That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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