lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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