I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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