He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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