So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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