I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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